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  • Simple, everyday pleasures

    I'm almost pitifully delighted wearing these shiny red shoelaces. I love the way they sparkle in the light. (The picture doesn't do them justice at all by the way!)My 5 year old friend Linnea thinks my shoelaces are the …

  • Getting rid of telemarketers: Put the idiot on hold and sit down to watch a movie. Psychoanalyze the telemarketer Talk about your personal problems. Emphasize how good it is to finally tell someone about them. Laugh hyst…

  • Sometimes I feel like a refreshing fart in a room full of roses

  • I've been informed that my poetry isn't retarded enough so I'm giving it another try.Robots are tasty. I like them a lot. You ought to try one. It gets you all hot.---Happiness is like eggs said the breakfast chef. It's …

  • Xenophilia has declared this retarded poetry week and I am jumping on the bandwagon.The wind blows in the wind, the wind has nothing to provein the dusk. Candy wrapper, a stupid crimson party-hat, a chestnut frozen intot…

  • Yesterday I was attacked by a duck. Oh...and finals are over for now.

  • I need to learn French. Why?RabelaisI came across one of his poems in a moment of extreme geekiness a few of days ago. I will spare you the details, but it included what seemed like 2 hours of me reciting poetry in Frenc…

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